Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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