We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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