Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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