Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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