Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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