Heybabeimwearingurpanties
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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