For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
