I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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