D3 body, D1 cock
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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