Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You're like the curious george of whores
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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