i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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