That's intense
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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