***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
