A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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