We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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