some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that