They should really pass out barf bags in church
time to smoke my breakfast
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?