Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You coming home soon, man?
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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