why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
