wat bout pragnant strippers??
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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