Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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