Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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