I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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