Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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