It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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