That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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