garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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