Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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