i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have fence marks all over my body
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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