ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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