I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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