the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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