WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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