She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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