why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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