awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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