Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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