do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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