that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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