Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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