she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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