why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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