If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Randomize
