went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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