Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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