the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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