I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i drank out of a bidet.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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