Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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