i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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