And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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