i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm too high and old for this...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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