I'm laying in your front yard are you home
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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