I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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