Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we made out on top of his cat.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
my sisters under your porch take her home
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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