You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
well you can't waste a boner
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
