thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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