with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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