Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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